chipil0na:

ive wasted so many butts of bread loafs. i could have built a city outta bread by now

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stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

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galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why are anime girls so damn shiny all the time? what for

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tubesock:

arctic-sea:

I had a boyfriend once who was into messy stuff

Like just letting him rub pudding on my tits or whatever was enough to do it for him

So I in no way underestimate the strange, strange tastes that are out there

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bevrage:

condom:

omg my cousin from New York knows that guy that sings the “rude” song and they’re friends on Facebook and he had a thing for her but she wasn’t into it LMAO

didn’t she know he was human too?

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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cccale:

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

oh my god^

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